through smiling eyes;

Jeremy Renner as Sgt. William James in The Hurt Locker

suzybishop:

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT | Jeremy Renner/Booty Fanmix
1. Ms. New Booty—Bubba Sparxxx ft. Ying Yang Twins

Ass get the jiggling, MOTHERFUCKING WIGGLYINGGet that thing shaking, like she frost bit shiveringAss be delivering, all type of flashes, cashesGot these hoes shaking that molasses

2. Dance (Ass)— Big Sean

Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass

3. Back that azz up— Juvenile ft.Mannie Fresh and Lil Wayne

Then wha-wha-what, drop drop it like it’s hotNow after you back it up, then stopNow, wha-wha-wha-what drop it like it’s hotNow drop it like it’s hot, drop drop it like it’s hot

4. Bootylicious— Destiny’s Child

I shake my jelly at every chanceWhen I whip with my hips you slip intro a tranceI’m hoping you can handle all this jelly that I haveNow let’s cut a rug while we scat some jazz

5. Baby Got Back—Sir-Mix-A-Lot

Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skinYou say you wanna get in my Benz?Well, use me, use me‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie

6. Hips Don’t Lie— Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

Oh boy, I can see your body movingHalf animal, half manI don’t, don’t really know what I’m doingBut you seem to have a plan

7. Low— Flo Rida ft. T-Pain

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)Boots with the fur (with the fur)The whole club was looking at her himShe hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

BONUS SONG: Shake—Jesse McCartney

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT | Jeremy Renner/Booty Fanmix

1. Ms. New Booty—Bubba Sparxxx ft. Ying Yang Twins

Ass get the jiggling, MOTHERFUCKING WIGGLYING
Get that thing shaking, like she frost bit shivering
Ass be delivering, all type of flashes, cashes
Got these hoes shaking that molasses

2. Dance (Ass)— Big Sean

Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass

3. Back that azz up— Juvenile ft.Mannie Fresh and Lil Wayne

Then wha-wha-what, drop drop it like it’s hot
Now after you back it up, then stop
Now, wha-wha-wha-what drop it like it’s hot
Now drop it like it’s hot, drop drop it like it’s hot

4. Bootylicious— Destiny’s Child

I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip intro a trance
I’m hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let’s cut a rug while we scat some jazz

5. Baby Got Back—Sir-Mix-A-Lot

Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie

6. Hips Don’t Lie— Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don’t, don’t really know what I’m doing
But you seem to have a plan

7. Low— Flo Rida ft. T-Pain

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at ~~her~~ him
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

BONUS SONG: Shake—Jesse McCartney

crabcakes:

Have we talked about this yet? Because I made the most ridiculous noise when I saw this.

crabcakes:

This picture still brings me ridiculous amounts of joy for many reasons, but mainly because of how much it looks like a dysfunctional family photo.

Morgan Freeman is the angry grandpa who wants to take the damn picture already, Jeff Bridges is the drunk uncle, Colin Firth is the disinterested father, George Clooney is the mother who also might be drunk and is holding onto son Jeremy Renner’s shoulders so he doesn’t run away.